And so it begins. Hopefully.
This blog is mainly for our family and friends. And mainly because Mel has some sort of distorted sense of justice in that she feels guilty for deciding to pursue this opportunity, despite the fact that years of study and hard work (and LUCK!) on both her and Greg’s part has made this possible. That’s the American dream, right? Someone has to live it, or what’s the point? Faced with pending liberation from a very demanding job, and uncomfortable without any obligations to fulfill, Mel has cleverly manufactured some to fill the void. This blog will be one of those commitments, providing all the details needed to allow her family and friends to live the adventure, albeit vicariously. That way she can enjoy the experience without guilt.
You see, Mel is a little crazy. She even refers to herself in the third person.
But you have to be a little crazy to do this.
And so this blog will be the story of how a crazy couple burned out, quit our jobs, and thawed out.
So where are we at on the list? Let’s see.
Step 1: Decide to do it. Check.
Step 2: Resignation letter. Check.
Step 3: Start a blog. Check.
Step 4: Learn to sail. (This normally should be step 1, by the way.) Still working on that part…
Check out the blog to follow our progress!
Greg grew up in Springfield, MO. The only nerd in a family of athletes, he spent his childhood up in his attic, happily constructing airplane models while listening to Rush. After a glorious run playing high school football, he pursued higher education in Missouri, Texas, and California, eventually getting his Ph.D. in Applied Physics. He ended up working for a company called Aliph, doing high-tech stuff with acoustics. Aliph renamed itself Jawbone, and their Bluetooth headsets sold well, with the ideas of Greg and a few other cool people inside. We had a hard time explaining his job to people, and in the end, Mel just started calling him a “Silicon Valley guy.”
In the end, that was just a job. Commuting from Minnesota, where Mel had selfishly dragged him to so she could do her residency, to California, eventually took its toll. Greg eventually stopped working at Jawbone to spend more time with his family and less time dealing with the absurdity of the business world.
Greg fulfilled a lifelong dream on May 15, 1997, by getting his pilot’s license. Then followed many exciting adventures as he and Mel flew around in a little taildragger to all of the great airports in California, flying over all of the poor suckers in their cars, either stuck in traffic or switching back repeatedly to climb the mountains to places like Truckee. Of course, upgrades were necessary as the family grew, and careful planning with paychecks led to a succession of bigger and bigger planes and ultimately to the purchase of Greg’s dream plane, a turbo Cessna 210. Getting somewhere fast is fun. It will be interesting to see how we handle 7 knots instead of 170.
Mel is the blog author. She was born in Illinois and grew up in many different states, including Alaska and Texas.
She had an extended awkward period.
This did not end, of course, when she went to Rice University and chose to major in physics. Fortunately, Greg met her just at the end of that awkward period at a wild Halloween party, and he wasn’t scared away.
Summers doing physics research taught Melinda that physics and astronomy wasn’t for her.
After some more classes, it was off to med school at the spectacular UCSF, whose acceptance of her was probably secondary to a typo or something, but she ran with it, suspecting the entire time that there was a “Belinda” with her last name crying her eyes out somewhere. She became notorious for her controversial cartoons in the school paper, The Synapse, and for breaking the mold by not being a huge, left-wing hippie. I mean, come on, people! Vulva puppets?
She married Greg after a year of medical school, after 7 years of dating. Mel is very patient.
She then screwed Belinda over a second time by being accepted into an awesome neurology residency at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota. Aside to Belinda: Wherever you are, I bet it has nicer winters, so shut up about it already! The next 4 years are a bit of a blur, unfortunately. Hmmm…let me think…
Oh yeah! Tommy and Allie were born during her residency… The poor kids’ journeys began early, when Mel dragged her family with her to Brisbane, Australia, for a fellowship. Two year-old Allie protested, screaming “I don’t want to sleep” for 2 hours straight on the flight over. Fortunately she did sleep, 17 hours later. Brisbane was beautiful, but Mel doesn’t want to say too much about it because more people will want to go there and ruin it. Just this: AUSTRALIA IS AWESOME!
Mel then got a job working for the Mayo Clinic as a full-fledged neurologist. Unfortunately, however, Mayo had this thing called “a hiring freeze”. This means they banished her to the hinterlands to see really complex patients with fewer resources. By the time she sails, she would have worked for Mayo for 5 years in that job, which is too long for her. It was frustrating trying to get her patients the (very reasonable) things they needed to get better. She will scatter her own thoughts on the failures of modern medicine throughout the blog, but in the end, the absurdity regarding what she had to do every day to satisfy the beancounters broke her, and she quit. She wishes she was made of stronger stuff.
Besides, she was tired of getting only 30 minutes a day with her kids when she was working. She’s probably going a little too far in compensating for that, but here she goes…
Tommy just announced the other day that he was “more sophisticated than you think!”
Right now, Tommy wants to be a game coder when he grows up.
Tommy’s likes in 2015:
Books: Order of the Stick, Calvin and Hobbes, books by Rick Riordan, nonfiction about the ocean
TV/movies: Adventure time, Teen Titans, Dr. Who
Music: 1980’s rock and heavy metal, classical/baroque music
Games: Minecraft, Chess, Infinity Blade, many RPG’s
Things: Giant squid, swimming, Tae Kwon Do, baseball, piano, his cat Gypsy
Books: Skullduggery Pleasant series, anything by Brent Weeks, books on military history, Unbroken, books by H.G. Wells, Robin Hobb
TV/Movies: Adventure Time, Star Trek, Wrath of Khan, superhero movies like Iron Man, Batman, YouTube videos about games and gaming, Dr. Who
Music: Muse, Enya
Games: Uncharted, Infamous, Minecraft, Subnautica, Civilization 5, chess
Here is a video his Mom made of him and his sister. Shhhh…Don’t tell him Mel posted this!
Allie just finished a book on emergency vets and read about a kitten with an arrow stuck through it. “No major organs were damaged!”
Right now, Allie wants to be a vet when she grows up.
Allie’s likes in 2015:
Books: Dork Diaries, Big Nate, Calvin and Hobbes, Piggy, books by Mo Willems, Drama, Smile
TV/movies: Barbie movies, Adventure Time, SpongeBob, Teen Titans
Music: Rock, Barbie movie songs, Everything is Awesome!
Games: Minecraft, RoBlox, Webkins, Tomadachi Life
Things: Arts & crafts, getting her toenails painted, swimming, Rainbow loom, shoes, her pet fish Finn, her cat Gypsy
Books: Bloomability, Dork Diaries, Archie comics, anything by Lincoln Pierce (Bad Kitty), Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Big Nate
TV/movies: We Bare Bears, SpongeBob, Adventure Time, Teen Titans,The Other Kingdom,The Fundermans, Star Trek: Next Generation and Deep Space Nine, Better Off Dead, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, The Princess Bride, Barbie movies, The Secret Life of Pets, The Princess Diaries, The Lego Movies
Games: (She has a Nintendo DS and Wii-U) Civilization 5, Tomadachi Life, Minecraft, RoBlox, Animal Crossing,Wii Party, Mariocart 8, Warband with blood turned off
See Allie’s page for the latest updates on this!
Here is a video her Mom made of Allie and her brother. Shhhh…Don’t tell her Mel posted this!
Gypsy is the family cat. She was born around the year 2000. We are not sure, as she was a stray. She selected Greg as her owner when he was stopped in the typical California gridlocked traffic. She crawled up into the engine block of his truck and wouldn’t come out until Greg got his vet friend Bryan to tranquilize her. We called her “Gypsy” based on her nomadic origins.
Gypsy loves the outdoors, wheat grass, peeing on Melinda’s coolest rugs, making art installations of beheaded baby bunnies on our porch, and vomiting.
Now that Gypsy is on the boat, she loves shedding, laying on a new pillow every half hour, and peeing on our beds.
We have always loved the tropics, taking trips to warm, beautiful places whenever we could.
Greg and Mel went to the Bahamas a few times since 2004, when she was 5 months pregnant with Tommy. We would fly ourselves, wearing life preservers for the ocean crossings.
There we met interesting characters, including sailors that introduced us to their way of life. We got a subscription to Cruising World magazine.
Living on our own boat for a year became a fantasy that we would develop during the cold Minnesota winters.
The last trip, we chartered a boat with a captain in the Exumas and went island hopping. We started to realize that sailing was something we could do.
Finally, some cash came our way via Silicon Valley. Then, one winter day, Mel officially “burned out.” And that’s that.
Here’s some pics if you need more reasons.
Usually there is a long story about how we spent months researching, inspecting, sailing, and otherwise testing out potential boats. Well, that wasn’t the way it happened with us. We did plenty of research online and with magazines. Then, Greg flew down to Florida and took the potential candidate for a test sail. Before he knew how to sail. And then he bought it. See? We are learning how fun it is not to overthink!
Of course, we may regret this impulsive decision later, when we actually know something about boats, and sailing, but 8 months of continued good press regarding our choice has been comforting. We also have learned to have realistic expectations. It won’t be perfect, but so far it looks like we made a good choice.
Introducing the Burnett family boat…the Leopard 48! Zebrawood interior, of course.
Update September 2015: We have been sailing and living on The Amazing Marvin for over 2 months. We love our boat and think he’s amazing, but there have been some ups and downs. Mostly ups!
For more info on the boat, please visit Marvin’s Page.